| I fucked up again. |
[Oct. 17th, 2004|05:43 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Johnny Was a Soldier, the Adicts | ] |
Sorry, I forgot to mention...
I'm out of a cellphone again. But i didn't lose it this time. Oh no, it was much smarter than that.
So Saturday morning my parents and I went to Cosi and I got a yogurt, but wasn't that hungry and didn't finish it so I put the lid back on and put it in my purse, since we were going to the Spy Museum and I had to sneak in the food, all deceptive and spy-like and what not. But yeah, so the top comes off eventually but I don't notice because nothing spills -- the container stays put, all nice and upright and not moving, for the entire trip. It was perfect. Then Tam calls me, and when I'm done on the phone I put it back in my purse. Two hours later I get home and open my purse to take out my cell, and you know where this is going -- it's sitting right there in a container of blueberry Columbo yogurt. I broke out the Q-tips and cleaned it off as best I could, and hoped to God that yogurt didn't conduct electricity when I plugged it in to charge. That ended up not mattering since the thing refused to charge or turn on at all. So that's the end of that, I guess. I'm getting a new phone for real this time, but I don't have time to go to the Verizon store till next weekend, after midterms are up. So the moral of the story is don't call me.
Love youz. Later.
p.s. Who the fuck knows what quixotic means? I sure don't. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2004|11:47 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Rubber Band Man | ] |
So i was just doing laundry and the dryers take a really long time (an hour) and no one sits around waiting for them to finish, they just go do whatever for an hour then come back and get their shit. So tonight i came down exactly five minutes after my stuff was done and found that someone had taken it all out and replaced it with his shitty boy laundry, and had also stolen the laundry basket I'd left down there.
I was so upset and PMSing that the only thing that made sense was to buy a bag of Guacamole Doritos from the vending machine and sit on the washer eating them, thinking about nothing while staring at the pile of my still-warm clothes on the floor. I finished the bag and got another (this time Cooler Ranch), then ate a Snickers bar too. And finally it became clear:
I opened what had previously been my dryer and took out three pairs of black Champion boxer briefs, along with three socks (each from different pairs.) They're all now residing in the trash under some dryer lint and a couple of empty Doritos bags. |
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| Argh. |
[Feb. 23rd, 2004|09:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  apathetic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Poor & Weird, the Briefs | ] |
I have no interest in writing anything interesting, so don't get you're hopes up.
Random thoughts:
1) I pretended to be annoyed that Tyrik repeatedly threw twigs at Alex's head while she was making out with Dom, but really it makes me laugh uncontrollably just thinking about it.
2) I just had dinner with my cousin Mary who lives in VA and is nice. She looks just like my sister Gretchen but is 5' 8" and that makes me jealous. We have the same nose.
3) I'm donating my hair to Locks of Love on Thursday. Amy's coming with me to the salon because I'm scared to lose 10 inches of hair. If I were smart I'd be able to post the picture of Julia Stiles where her hair looks really hot, the one I'm getting mine cut like. I might get her highlights too.
4) I love Pepcid Complete. I woke up this morning with the worst heartburn ever cuz last night I realized I'd never get through all my homework without eating a pizza.
5) Scott, being a native English-speaker, should know the meaning of "Scott, leave." He doesn't. He does however understand the metal ruler I use to smack him out of our room. And the lock that keeps him from coming back. (You think I'm joking, but I'm not.) |
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| Lemur-lemur-lemur-lemur-lemur-lemur! (The word has lost all meaning.) |
[Feb. 19th, 2004|08:34 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  bouncy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Cum on Feel the Noize, Quiet Riot | ] |
So tonight I just opened to a random page in my Bio Anthro book, and it was a big drawing of a tree with a bunch of different monkey-like creatures in it.
My first thought was, wow, that's a lot of lemurs.
My second thought was, wait, how do I know what a lemur is? Who the fuck has ever heard of a lemur and why do I seem to know everything about them?
My third thought was, wow, these all look like what I apparently picture a lemur to be, but they're all very different looking animals. Three different types of lemur-ish monkey-type deals, it seems.
Then I read the caption: "This drawing shows three lemurid species."
I think I might be smart. |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 11th, 2004|07:33 pm] |
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Remember when Mere had to pee so bad we weren't allowed to talk? That was funny. |
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